when suddenly he sees a rain cloud approach. He doesn't want his animals getting soaked or they might end up cold.
He quickly scavenges for a bunch of branches and combines it with a tarp that he brought just for this occasion to build a make shift shelter. He whistles for his dog to herd them under the haphazard roof. He does a quick count and is shocked to find he suddenly has 30 cows.
The next day he brings his wife along with his cows. Without even waiting for rain he builds a canvas roof and herds all his cows inside and again his 26 cows turn into 30. But his wife is less than impressed.
"Don't you think that's amazing?!" he asks her.
The Wife replies, "It's just as expected, you rounded them up to the nearest tent."
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