A family of polar bears is hanging out on a piece of ice. Baby polar bear goes: "hey mommy, are you a polar bear?"
"Yes I am, sweetheart".
Then he turns to his dad: "hey dad are you a polar bear?"
"You better believe it boy. I am a damn fine big polar bear".
He waits another second and goes "dad, mom, am I a polar bear too?"
"Of course you are son" they both go.
"THEN WHY THE FUCK AM I SO COLD??!?"
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