A family is having a party...

And the youngest boy is ready before everyone else. His mother is preparing food in the kitchen and asks "can you tell your brother, sister, and father to be ready? The guests are almost here!" With a nod of his head, the young boy scurries off to grab the rest of his family.

He runs upstairs to his brothers room where he is watching Game of Thrones, and suddenly the TV mutters 'cocks and pussies'. The boy turns to his brother and asks, "what does that mean?" Without skipping a beat, the brother turns and says "oh... it means uhhh... coats and hats! Tell mom I'll be down in a minute." The boy nods and runs off to his sisters room.

While in her room, the sister is watching Jerry Springer and the TV says "Bitches and Bastards." The boy, filled with curiosity, asks "what does that mean?" The sister spins around without realizing he was there and says "What? Oh... well... it means ladies and gentleman!" The boy nods, tells his sister to be ready for the party, and scurries off to where his dad is shaving in his bedroom bathroom.

While shaving the father cuts himself with the razor and yells "SHIT!" The young boy, having already learned so much, wanted to know what it meant as well. The father turns and says "It means shaving! Tell your mother I'm almost done."

So the boy runs downstairs to give his mother the wonderful news that the family is almost ready. She is cutting the turkey with a knife, cuts herself, and yells "FUCK!" The boy asks, "hey what does that mean?" The mother, surprised her son heard her, says "Oh... hey honey, didn't see you there. It means cutting." The doorbell rings at this moment, and the guests have arrived.

The mother asks her youngest son to grab the door, to which he happily obliges, opens the door, and says...

"Hello bitches and bastards, may I please take your cocks and pussies? My dad is shitting in the bathroom and my mom is fucking the turkey."