A duck walks into a bar and asks if they serve food, the bartender, a bit taken aback by the talking duck, pauses before replying "Yeah, what would you like?"
"I'll just have a burger and a pint please" replied the duck.
The next day the duck returns and orders the same, this happens every day for a few weeks.
One day, just after the duck has left, the owner of a travelling circus enters the bar for a drink, while there the bartender says "Hey, I'm sure you'd be interested in this, every day there's a talking duck come in here for lunch!"
"Really? That would be an excellent addition to my circus!" replies the man, "Tell him to call me on this number if he comes back tomorrow." and he hands the bartender a card.
The next day, sure enough, the duck returns for his food and the bartender tells him about the man from the circus.
"The circus?" says the duck.
"Yes!" exclaims the bartender.
"Big tent? Pole up the middle?" asked the duck.
"Yes!" says the bartender confused.
The duck goes quiet for a moment and says "So what the hell does he need a plasterer for?"
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