A drunken farmer comes home late one night holding a sheep under his arm. He walks into the bedroom and says "This is the pig I've been fucking!"
His wife says "You idiot! That's not a pig, that's a sheep!"
The farmer says "Will you shut the fuck up! I was talking to the sheep!"
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