A drunken ballad for those looking to be offended

I fucked a dead whore by the roadside

I knew very well she was dead

The skin on her belly was yellow

There wasn't a hair on her head

While thinking about my dilemma

I realized my terrible sin

So I placed my lips on her pussy

And sucked out the load I shot in

Bring back, Bring back

Oh bring back my semen to me, to me...

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