a driver runs a stop sign and is immediately pulled over by a cop. the cop comes up to the car to ask why the guy didn't stop. the driver responds that he slowed down to make sure it was safe before going. the cop pulls out his baton and begins beating the man on the head with it. after a little bit the cop looks at the driver and asks "do you want me to slow down or do you want me to stop"?
old joke, no idea who the credit goes to.
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