A driver driver is pulled over by a policeman...

The policeman approaches the car and says, "Sir do you know why I pulled you over?"

"Yes, because I was speeding."

"I got you on my radar gun going 20 mph over the speed limit. Any particular reason you were driving that fast?"

"Yes officer I was late for work."

"Well it must be a pretty important job for you to be driving that fast. What do you do for work?"

"I'm an asshole stretcher."

"Wtf is does an asshole stretcher do?"

"Well, you take a regular asshole and stick one finger in it and start loosening it up.

Then eventually you can get two fingers in there and start keep working at it.

Then you get a fist in there.

Then you get both hands in there and really start pulling on it and making it really big.

Fuck by the end of the day I can make an asshole 6 ft tall."

"And just what do you do with a 6 ft asshole?" The policeman asks.

"Put a radar gun in it's hands and stick it on the side of the highway."