The owner runs in and says "WHAT THE FUCK GET IN YOUR CAGE"
The dog then takes a piss in the owners mouth
The owner swallows and says "mmmm that's good."
The owner then gets on all fours and starts eating the dogs shit and he says "YES I LOVE IT"
Then they create a business secretly selling dog shit and piss posed as chocolate and lemonade.
The end.
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