A blonde took her son to a doctor: Doctor, I think my son swallowed a key! I'm so worried
Doctor: Calm down and tell me when did this happen?
Blonde: About a week ago.
Doctor: Why the hell didn't you bring him to me earlier?
Blonde: We had a spare but now that's also lost
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