and a Christian woman was trapped on top of her roof. The water level was rising and she was in serious danger.
A rescue boat went pass and the rescuer shouted, "Get on the boat now, you're going to drown!".
"No, I believe that God will save me." The woman replied.
"Alright, then." The rescue boat left.
Later on, a helicopter went pass and the rescuer shouted, "Grab the rope and get on the helicopter now, you're going to drown!".
"No, I believe that God will save me." The woman replied.
"Alright, then." The rescue helicopter left.
Soon, the water level rose and she died.
As she approached God in heaven, she was really mad and yelled, "Why God, why didn't you save me? I believed in you!"
God calmed her down and said, "Well Miss, I did send a damn boat and helicopter."
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