...as he approaches the counter, he mouths to the pharmacist that he needs condoms. The pharmacist doesn't quite understand. Slower, and this time with sign language, the man who needs condoms mouths again that he needs condoms. Still confused, the pharmacist shakes his head and explains he doesn't understand. The deaf/mute man starts mouthing the word "sex" over and again, pointing at his crotch, and again, slowly mouths the word "CON-DOM". Still, the pharmacist looks at him perplexed.
Exasperated, the deaf/mute man finally unzips his pants, pulls a $10 bill out of his pocket, and simultaneously puts the money and his penis on the table. He points to the money, points to his penis, points at the pharmacist, and points at a shelf behind the pharmacist where condoms are on display. The pharmacist unzips his pants, puts his own penis on the table, and picks up the ten dollars.
The deaf/mute man begins throwing a fit. The pharmacist calmly looks at him and says "Well, if you're afraid to lose, don't play the game".
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