A man dies in a horrible car crash, he wakes up in hell wondering how he got their and what happend. Suddenly a demon appears in front of him and say "Hello and welcome to hell!"
The man says "What happend? How did I get here" the demon explains how he died.
The demon say "I know it may be hell but it's not so bad"
The man replys "How it's hell isn't it supposed to be bad?"
The demon says "No not at all! Would you like to know what we have planned for this week?"
The man reluctantly says yes seeing that he's going to spend the rest of eternity there.
The demon say "Well on monday, we eat all the meat, chocolate, candy anything you want. You're already dead so there is no worry about dieing."
The man says "That's not so bad, whats on Tuesday?"
"We smoke, all the pot, meth, cigarettes anything you want" the demon says
"That's not so bad, whats on Wednesday" the man says as he starts to get excited
"We party, party harder then ever. You don't get tired and you can't die because you're already dead" the demon says
The man really excited "What are we doing on Thursday?!"
The demon looks the man straight in the eyes and askes him "Are you gay?"
"Nope" says the man
"Well, you don't want to know what we're doing on Thursday".
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