He calls his Son upstairs to his bedroom and asks him to sit down.
The father says, in a very steady tone,
"Son, let me tell you a story.
There was once a dog who used to live at a train station. One day, the dog fell asleep by the railroad tracks and left his tail on one of the tracks. Of course, eventually a train rolled by and ran over his tail. The dog was surprised and awoken by this sudden jolt and turned around to see what happened to his poor tail. When he turned his head, it too, got caught under the train and killed him dead.
Do you know what the moral of this story is, Son?"
The boy seemed impatient and confused,
"No Dad, what the hell could I possibly learn from that?"
The father replies,
"Don't lose your head over a little tail."
The old man then throws his boy a pack of condoms and walks out of the room.
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