A dad bought a robot that slapped people who lie

and decided to try it out at family dinner.
"where were you today, son?"
"I was at school" he replied. The robot slapped him.
"Alright, I skipped and spent the day hanging with friends".
"Ha, I didn't ever do that sort of thing when I was your age" the dad said. The robot slapped him.
"Well, he is your son" the wife said, laughing. The robot slapped her.

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