A man is casually drinking a beer on his front porch when his son comes out and asks, "Dad can I have a sip of your beer?" To which he replies, "is your penis big enough to reach your ass?" The boy being confused simply replies no and his dad says, "well, once your penis is big enough to reach your ass then you can have a sip of my beer." The next day the man is back on his front porch smoking a cigar. His son comes out and asks "Dad can I have a puff of your cigar?" To which his father again replies "can your penis reach your ass?" Confused again his son replies with a no. His dad repeats his same answer, "well, once your penis can reach your ass you can have a puff of my cigar." The next day the father comes out to the front porch with a glass of whiskey. His son comes out and asks "Dad can I have a sip of your whiskey?" His dad replies again with, "can your penis reach your ass?" The boy, tired of this question answers yes this time, to which the father replies, "well, then you can go fuck yourself."
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