The parents are talking then the dad calls the mom a bitch, and she calls him a bastard. Then the little boy asks, "What does that mean?". Then they told him that it means "Ladies and Gentleman".
Later that night the parents were enjoying each other. And the boy hears them say the words, "penis" and "vagina". So he asks, "What does that mean?". His parents then tell him it means to have your attention.
The next day is Thanksgiving Day. The little boy walks into the bathroom, where his dad was shaving, but then the dad accidentally cuts himself with the razor and says "shit". The kid asks "what does that mean?" The dad tells him it means to shave.
So then he goes to the kitchen, where his mom was cutting the turkey, but she accidentally drops the knife and says "fuck". So THEN he asks, "what does that mean?". The mom tells him it means to cut the turkey. After that some guests arrive. The little boy welcomes them and gets their attention by saying, "Bitches and Bastards, May I please have your penises and vaginas while my dad is shitting his face and my mom is fucking the turkey.
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