He calls the waiter over and says: "Excuse me, but there appears to be a hair in my meatballs."
The waiter says: "Sorry about that. You see, we just hired a brand new chef and he has a very unique approach to making meatballs. He likes to take the ground meat and roll it on his chest into the shape of a ball. One of his chest hairs must have gotten in..."
The customer, astonished, says: "Why that's absolutely disgusting! I can't believe anybody would do such a thing."
The waiter says: "Oh i see. Well then I guess i better not tell you how he makes the doughnuts"
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