The Cuban takes a cigar, lights it, takes a couple of puffs, and tosses it into the sea. Noticing the shocked looks of the others, he causally says, "Do not worry. Where I come from, we have so many cigars, this one will not be missed."
Later, the Russian takes out a bottle of vodka, takes a good long pull, and then tosses the bottle into the sea. "Do not worry," says the Russian, "where I come from, we have so many fine liquors, this one will not be missed."
Then the Hawaiian man stands, approaches the Japanese man, hefts him under the armpits, and then hurls the Japanese man into the sea. He then turns to the others and says, "Do not worry. Where I come from..."
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