He searches the world over and finally finds a seasoned (somewhat scary) hooker that will do the deed. They have sex and it is the best she has ever had during her long career. Her mind is blown and she tells him so. He replied that he was tired and needed a nap and if she held his dick while he slept he could fuck her as hard as the first time. And so he napped and while he slept she sat next to him diligently holding his dick.
When he awoke, he began fucking her again and it was even better than the first time (which was the best she ever had!)
Beside herself, asked the old man, "let me get this straight. If I hold onto your dick while you sleep you cold always fuck me like that?"
He responds: "I ca fuck you like that anyway...I just didn't want you to steal my wallet."
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