A cowboy riding through the wild west.

So a cowboy is riding his horse through the wild west when his intuition tells him there is an Indian to his left, He draw his gun immediately and shoot the Indian.
He continues riding, when his intuition tells him there are tow Indians to his right, he draw his gun and kill the two Indians, and continues his way.

A little further, he sees the whole tribe blocking his way with their chief in the middle. He says to himself: "shit, I'm fucked". But his intuition tells him no you're not fucked yet, go to the chief and slap him.

He goes to the chief slaps him right in his face. His intuition says: "well, now you're fucked".

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