and they got separated. After sometime the wife realizes and calls him on cellphone frantically asking him where he was. The husband says, "Honey, do you remember the shop where we saw the shining diamond ring which you really liked and wanted to buy?", the wife replies almost choking with surprise, "Yes! I do.", the husband replies, "Well, I am at the bar just next door to that shop."
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