The Owner hands him one saying "This is a very good one. Look out the window: Right up on top of that hill you can see my house."
The man looks through and starts laughing.
"What is it?" the Owner.
"It really is a good scope, I can see two people making love through one of the windows!"
The Owner takes the scope away from him to have a look.
"That's my wife!" he exclaims.
He mounts the scope on a rifle, loads two bullets and hands it to the man.
"I will give you the rifle with the scope for free, I want you to shoot her in the head, and him his dick."
The man agrees , takes aim, and says: "alright I can do it with one shot."
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