A husband and wife were having marital problems. They decided the best thing to do would be to seek the advice of a marriage counselor. The counselor interviews them for several hours and then gives them his advice.
"The main problem I see is that you two do not show appreciation towards each other. Every once in a while, you have to show your spouse that you care about them. For instance," he turned to the husband, "what is your wife's favorite type of flower?"
The husband turned to his wife, gently clasped her hand and said "It's Pillsbury. Right, dear?"
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