Dogski staggers home late one night after drinking about a thousand beers. When he comes into the bedroom, he discovers his wife lying half-naked on the bed, and a strange man in the act of removing his pants. ...

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"For the last time, lady," says the man, thinking furiously, "if
you don't pay your gas bill right now, I'll shit on the floor!"

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