When they arrive at heavens gates they ask saint peter if they could get married in heaven saint peter says he will have a look. After six months he returns saying that they can. After one year they go to saint peter asking for a divorce. To which saint peter replies with " DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND A PRIEST? HOW AM I GOING TO FIND A LAWYER?!
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