A couple are trying to set a password for their joint bank account

The guy, Joe Smith, jokingly puts in "mycock" and gets "error, password is not long enough"

Girfriend laughs at him. He says "stop laffing at me you stupid ho".

Girlfriend tries to be simple and puts in her name, "wendysmith". She gets "error- password is too easy"

Boy laughs.

He decides to end it and types in "smithfamily". The computer says "error- password requires 2 more characters"

The boy freaks out and looks at his girlfriend and says "nuh uh... we are not having kids!"

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