I dated a girl until she showed me her right foot. She lost 3 toes in an accident as a child, so i had to gtfo. What else could i do? I'm lactose intolerant.
P.S. [Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/dxosj/what_word_or_phrase_did_you_totally_misunderstand/c13p7kn).
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