A country girlhad just moved to the city and was invited to a dance, but
she couldn't dance, so she asked a friend what she was going to do if
someone asked her to dance. Her friend told her to tell them that she was
contemplating matrimony and I think I will sit this one out.
So, sure enough, at the dance, a boy came up to her and asked her to
dance.
Her reply: No, thank you, I am constipated on macroni and I think I will
shit this one out.
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