Speeding driver is pulled over by a policeman:

Man: Is there a problem Officer?
Officer: Sir, you were speeding.
Man: Oh I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Man: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Man: Lost it 4 times for drink driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Man: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Man: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Man: Yes, and I killed and raped the owner.
Officer: You what?
Man: She's in the trunk if you want to see.


The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for
back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly
approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.


Officer2: Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please! The man steps out of
his vehicle.


Man: Is there a problem sir?
Officer2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner.
Man: Murdered the owner?
Officer2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please.


The man opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.


Officer2: Is this your car sir?
Man: Yes, here are the registration papers.


The officer is quite stunned.


Officer2: One of my officer�s claims that you do not have a driving license.


The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The
officer opens the wallet and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.


Officer2: Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license,
stole this car, raped, and murdered the owner.
Man: Bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!