A coroner is giving his students a lecture.

There is a pale corpse laying face down on the table. He tells his students, "In this line of work, you need to be very hands-on, and very observant of everything around you."
The coroner then sticks his finger in the corpses butt-hole, then licks his finger. He tells the students to do the same if they want to pass.
The students first hesitate, then one by one taste the corpses butt-hole.
The coroner than says, "You guys forgot the second rule! I stuck my middle finger in the hole, but licked my index finger."

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