...on a beautiful summer day. He comes upon a tiny blond girl in a white dress playing with a puppy under an apple tree.
"Hello, little one! What's your name?"
"Blossom", she chirps.
"And where did that come from?"
"When I was in my mommy's belly, an apple blossom fell from this very tree and landed on her tummy."
"Adorable! And what's your little puppy's name?"
"Porky"
"And why is that?"
"He fucks pigs"
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