"What seems to be the problem officer?" Asks a nervous looking guy in the front seat.
"You were speeding there, can you show me your license?"
"I... Uh..." the man was lost for words when the lady in the backseat piped up:"I told you you shouldn't have drank!"
The officer, alerted, asks them to show some id immediately. The guy in the backseat exclaimed:"Fuuuuck man, I told you we shouldn't have stolen this car..."
The officer, fully alerted, drew his pistol and yelled:"Get out of the car! Hands where I can see them!"
It was this very akward moment that a muffled voice in the trunk asked:" Are we over the border yet? I swear the body is startin' to smell..."
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