A cop pulls over a car during a traffic check and as he's asking the driver for his credentials, he spots three penguins sitting in the backseat.
"Sir, what are you doing with three penguins in your car?" asked the cop.
"That's a funny story." answered the man, "I won these off of a friend of mine during a poker game, and now I have no idea what to do with them."
"Why don't you take them to the zoo then?" Suggested the officer.
The driver blinked a moment and then smiled, "That's a great idea, we'll go right away!"
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Two days later, the police officer happens across the same car. Curious, he waves the driver over and when he walks up he notices that there's still three penguins sitting in the backseat. Only this time they're wearing shirts and caps.
"I thought you were going to take these guys to the zoo?" he asked of the driver.
"I did!" came the answer "And we had so much fun, we're going to a themepark today!"
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