A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took onelook at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. Heimmediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?" "Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatologicalabnormalities." "That is right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Doyou know what I'm doing now?" he asked. "Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient andstarted having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came here in thefirst place."
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