A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which simply said: Is this a question? - Discuss. After a short time he wrote: If that is a question, then this is an answer. The student received an A on the exam. A Boston brokerage house advertised for a young Harvard graduate or the equivalent. Among the inquiries received was one from a Yale grad. He said, Do you mean two Princeton men, or a Yale man part time?
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