...who grew up together. They met in high school during FFA (Future Farmer's of America) and became best friends. Years later, they are both very successful, married and own their own farms. The first farmer decides to pay his friend a visit, but as he he drives up, he see his friend over by the barn balls deep in the muffler of his John Deer. Really fucking the hell out of it. Confused, the first farmer quickly turns around and drives off.
Later that night he tells his wife what he saw and says, "I just don't know. I've known him all these years and this is just... so out of character for him. I mean, I know he's not the brightest bulb in the box but this is just strange."
His wife says, "Well maybe its not as serious as you think. Why don't you just ask him about it over a few drinks?"
So the farmer calls his friend and after a few beers he says "Listen man. The other day I came by your house and saw you having sex with your tractor and just wanted to find out whats going on."
The second farmer hangs his head and says, "Well, I didn't want to tell you but me and the old lady ain't doing so hot. We fight all the time and we never have sex. So she thought it be a good idea to see one of those fancy couple's counselors. And he told me that when things get bad, and my wife isn't responding in bed, I have to "do something sexy to a tractor."
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