There were three people, named Juan, Pedro and Pablo. They heard a rumor about a cliff that grants one wish when you jump off it. So they went to the cliff.
First one to make a wish, Juan, wished to be a pilot. So he jumped off the cliff and minutes later, he was flying his jet and soared away.
Second, Pedro, wished to be rich. So he also jumped off the cliff and landed on gold bars and money.
Lastly, Pablo, stood right in front of the cliff's edge being ready to make a wish, but suddenly, he slipped. "Oh shit!" He shouted and fell of the cliff. And he landed on a car's windshield like it came from a giant eagle's asshole.
*This story is a folk one, meaning that it is not mine, it was put into English context, and some things were added or replaced to fit in the context.
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