One night, A Christian pastor took his weekly walk over to see an old man in a hospital nearing death. The pastor walks in, talks to the man, and asks if he can pray for him. The old man agrees so the Pastor gets on his knees next to the bed and closes his eyes and begins praying. The pastor was deep in prayer when the old man started to struggle. The old man could not talk but managed to scribble down a note and place it in the pastors breast pocket, as that was all he could reach. The man died before the pastor finished his prayer. When he finished, he decided to not read the note till the man's funeral, as the old man would have wanted.
Weeks pass and the funeral finally arrives, that the pastor was invited to. The pastor begins talking and the time comes when the pastor takes out the old note. The pastor unfolds the paper and prepares to read the old man's last words for the first time.
"You're kneeling on my oxygen hose."
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