A chinese , an american, and a belgian sit in a pool.

All of a sudden they hear a ringtone and the american starts talking in the palm of his hand. ''I have a build in telephone chip in my hand, so we Americans don't even need phones anymore!"

A few minutes later they hear another ringtone, only this time it is the Chinese man who starts talking to his wrist. The Belgian feeling a bit ashamed, leaves the pool and after 5 minutes he comes back. The American notices that the Belgian has a piece of toilet paper stuck between his ass and points it out. The Belgian responds:

''Oh, no wait, i just received a fax"