A Chinese. a Russian and a redneck are kidnapped by a tribe of cannibals. The chief tells them: "Who of sayings me number that I of no knowings, can into free. Everybody else will the make eat by tribe". The Chinese says "Billion". The chief answers: "Of knowings". The Russian sais: "Quadrillion". The chief answers: "Is of many times heard, yes". Then is the redneck's turn. Only the redneck survived: he said "A f*cking lot!"
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