Friend: "So have you hooked up with her yet?"
Me: "No... the thing is she's super religious."
Friend: "Just because there's a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score."
Me: "I said she's religious, not that she has a boyfriend. Who would be the goalie in this situation???"
Friend: "Jesus of course!"
Me: "No dude, you can't score against Jesus. Jesus Saves."
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