A chinaman goes to see an optometrist because he is having trouble seeing.
Optometrist: "You have a catarac"
Chinaman: "No, I have a rincorn continenar"
Credit to Junior from The Sopranos... and yes I know the spelling is off, but it sounds better when I read it like this.
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