A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, Have you got any books about committing suicide? The librarian said, Yes. Take a look over there, somewhere on the middle shelf. The chap came back a few moments later and said, I can't find any at all. The librarian replied, Yes, it's awful. They never bring 'em back!
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