So this man is taking a plane trip, and the pilot gives his
little speech into the microhpone with "we will be traveling at
3,000 feet and 300 mph....etc...then, forgeting that he left the
mocrophone on says..."man what i would give right now to get a
hot cup of coffee and a blowjob." So hearing this the stuardess
drops the trays she was holding and starts to take off running
down to the cockpit, and the man yells "Hey honey, don't forget
the coffee"!
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