A Catholic school teacher asks the children who they want to be when they grow up when one girl raises her hand and says "I want to be a prostitute"
"A WHAT???" yells the incredulous teacher
"A prostitute" says the girl calmly
"Whew thank Heavens, I thought you said 'Protestant'"
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