Because you wore the wrong sock today.
While I'm up here on the moral highground, let me tell you about poor little Ukurugenzi.
Ukurugenzi is an 8-year old Kenyan orphan who walks 11 miles to his mud-hut school every day. With your donation of just 25 cents a day, we can buy a whip and make that lazy bastard run.
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