The truck went around the corner and a small box fell of spilling tiny nails, like upholstery nails, all over the road. The car behind swerved to avoid them and ended up getting pulled over by a police officer who witnessed it all. The officer said "give me your license and registration" the driver asked if he was getting a ticket. The coo just took his items and went back to the car. He came back to the car and handed the ticker over to the driver. The driver said "what the hell is this for", to which the officer replied, "Tacks evasion."
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