A daughter wants to go to a party... [NSFW]

...so she asks "dad can I borrow the car tonight? I want to go out."

So the dad says, "Okay you know what you gotta do."

So the girl starts gettin on her knees and sucking the dad's dick when she says, "Damn dad your dick tastes like shit!"

Then the dad says, "What's today? Ohh! Your brother has the car tonight!"



Ref: Three 6 Mafia intro

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