A businessman arrives in Japan and decides to get an escort for the night.

He turns off the light and proceeds to caress her. When he finally penetrates her she says 'machigatta ana'. He thinks nothing of it and starts banging her harder. She then starts screaming 'machigatta ana, machigatta ana'. He thinks to himself 'boy, she must really like it'. When he finishes she is almost wrecked and says in a tired voice 'machigatta ana'. He tells her 'I'm glad you liked it too'.
After his meetings the following day he is invited to play golf with a Japanese group. He hits an amazing shot and punches the air screaming 'machigatta ana'. One of the Japanese looks at him and says: what do you mean by 'wrong hole'?

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